April 1 - Super Glue

"Quick grab, quick dry." It makes me wonder how soon after closing a nearly full tube of Quick Grip super glue did it begin to seal itself shut.  It's super strong superior quality has ensured that I will never use it to fix anything again.  Not that anything yet needs fixing as I pack up the bottom drawer of my bedside table.  It's just a thought.  And it seems a shame to waste evidently high quality super glue because my hands are not strong enough to make it useful again.  Me parece un pecado.