Saturday, March 3, 2012

January 30 - Diets


Celery for lunch and grapefruit for dinner…
No, I’ll just skip breakfast and maybe lunch – perhaps dinner -
Fads and pop culture have taught me, as well as the cliques,
These are a few of my favorite tricks.

Bony arms and lack luster hair?
No worries darling, there’s Ipecac there.
A few more pounds and you won’t care a bit.
As long as you’re skinny, you don’t give a shit.

Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes,
Ladies with skin the color of ashes,
All run to the bathroom after their meals.
Each to keep up with their devilish deals.

When the skin goes
When the eyes dull
When you’re felling weak
You simply remember the tricks of the sex
And you’ll follow the will of the clique….

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